ECLIPSE 09: 2009

SUBTITLES

In the beginning there was the sun - ting
Then there was mercury Venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune pluto
universal studios present - College Dog , Lot of hair
KBC music
Tho yeh hai Mr.Bunty, Disturbia Medical college ke chai chai chai peete bacche
1 crore ke liye aapka sawaal
computerji abhe computer...
what is the drug of choice for erection problems

Options

a. Sildenafil b. Dayvittu mele hogi
c.Utjanapil d. Mala P

Flashback- tape sound
College ka pehla din
Shehanshah o ke shehanshah
Disturbia Medical College ke dean padhaar rahe hai
Deans nonsense orientation....
Kya choo bana raha hai thumko. Samaj barbaad mat karo. Bhago yaha re
music...
Bunty:- Main thumse kuch kehna chahta hu monty. I love u monty
Monty:- Nahi. Yeh munkin nahi bunty
Bunty:- kyu monty kyu? you are made for me and i am made for u.
Monty:- (Pause) Abe sun. Kya bus teri zindagi mein flashback hota hai. Ab mera dekh
Flashback- tape sound
kaise mujhe tum mil gayi....sanskrithi ka bashtachar bandh karo ye athyachaar
(both r hit with poles)
hit par hit-Arre ye martha hi rahi.kya khata hai? Zaroor hostel ka khaana khaatha hoga
(Back to reality)
Bunty:- hum tho montyji se love kar the hai par woh hamse love karte hi nahi.cho
Monty:- mujhe short term memory loss hai, maine pandrah minute se zyada kuch yaad nahi rahta, aur kuch hi dee mein mujhe pharmac viva hai, main kya karu main kya karu?
Bunty:- Tension mat le monty, mein hae organ ka answer tere sharir pe use organ par likh deta hoo. Tu bas dekhae jawab de dina.
(Pharmac viva)
Alwar:- what is the drug of choice for myocardial infarction?
Monty:- glyceryl trinitrate
Alwar:- very good, what is the drug of choice for erectile dysfunction?
Monty:- Oh, yeh to mere chaddi ke andar hai, main kaise dekho? I don't know sir.
Alwar:- You don't know? Takliya takliya
(Back to KBC)
Amitabh:- Aap jab chahe show chod sakte hai
Bunty:- Main phone karna chahunga. Mera special friend Monty
Amitabh:- Computerji Monty ko phone lagaiye.
(phone sound) you and i in a beautiful world...
Monty:- Hello
Bunty:- Main bunty bol raha hoon. Arey, erection problem ke liye kya use karte hain? Main ne tere chaddi ke andar likha hai. dekh ke batha!! dekh ke batha!!
Monty:- Hello? Yeh kaun bol rehe hai? tum kaun ho?
Bunty:- Yaar tere memory loss! chaddi ke andar dekh, chaddi ke andar dekh! Jaldi!!
(Phone gets cut) beep beep beep
Amitabh:- sorry hamare balance khatam ho gaya! Ab kya karne chahte hein?
Monty:- Dayavittu mele hogi-yeh mera jawaab hai..the name says it all.
Amitabh:- Computerji lock kiya jaaye (laughs) Arey chai wala vaapas ja, jaake kisi Latika , Vatika ke saath station par dance kar, Darshan do gyansham kar
song...